EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Deamplify = function(container)
{
   EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.call(
      this, container, ALIGN_LEFT, SOUND_DEAMPLIFY_ICON);
   this.set_attributes();
   this.append();
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Deamplify.prototype = 
   new EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume;
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Deamplify.prototype.respond = function()
{
   this.audio.decrease_volume();
   EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.prototype.respond.call(this);
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Deamplify.prototype.update = function()
{
   if (this.audio.volume <= 0)
   {
      this.focused_opacity = this.unfocused_opacity;
   }
   else
   {
      this.focused_opacity = SOUND_CONTROLS_FOUCUSED_OPACITY;
   }
   this.set_opacity();
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Deamplify.prototype.toString = function()
{
   return "[object EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Deamplify]";
}
EVR.include("sound/controls/button/volume/Amplify.js");
EVR.include("sound/controls/button/volume/Deamplify.js");
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume = function(container, alignment, icon)
{
   EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.call(this, container, alignment);
   this.icon = icon;
   this.disable_selection();
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.prototype = new EVR.Sound.Controls.Button;
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.prototype.disable_selection = function()
{
   if (!!this.element)
   {
      var element = this.element;
      element.onselectstart = function() { return false };
      element.onmousedown = function() { return false };
   }
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.prototype.set_attributes = function()
{
   this.set_color(SOUND_BUTTON_BACKGROUND);
   this.set_proportions(SOUND_BUTTON_WIDTH, SOUND_BUTTON_HEIGHT);
   this.set_text();
   this.css.cursor = "default";
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.prototype.set_text = function()
{
   var font = SOUND_CONTROLS_FONT_FAMILY;
   var color = SOUND_CONTROLS_FONT_COLOR;
   var size = SOUND_CONTROLS_FONT_SIZE;
   EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.prototype.set_text.call(
      this, this.icon, font, color, size);
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.prototype.toString = function()
{
   return "[object EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume]";
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Amplify = function(container)
{
   EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.call(
      this, container, ALIGN_RIGHT, SOUND_AMPLIFY_ICON);
   this.set_attributes();
   this.append();
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Amplify.prototype = 
   new EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume;
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Amplify.prototype.respond = function()
{
   this.audio.increase_volume();
   EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.prototype.respond.call(this);
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Amplify.prototype.update = function()
{
   if (this.audio.volume >= 1)
   {
      this.focused_opacity = this.unfocused_opacity;
   }
   else
   {
      this.focused_opacity = SOUND_CONTROLS_FOUCUSED_OPACITY;
   }
   this.set_opacity();
}
EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Amplify.prototype.toString = function()
{
   return "[object EVR.Sound.Controls.Button.Volume.Amplify]";
}
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	  "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en">

  <head>
    <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8" />
    <title>-</title>
    <style type="text/css">
      img
      {
        width: 480px;
        margin: 30px;
      }
    </style>
  </head>

  <body>
    <?php
      foreach (glob("*.png") as $ii => $file)
      {
         echo "\t<img src=\"$file\" alt=\"$ii\" />\n";
      }
    ?>
  </body>

</html>
var HEIGHT_RATIO = .375;
var STRIPE_HEIGHT = .7;
var STRIPE_PALETTE = ["#AA8ADE", "#916D10", "#F88C37"];
var STRIPE_DURATION = 420;
var CRAWL_STEP = .02;
var CRAWL_FRAME_DURATION = 150;
var DINING_HEIGHT = .2;
var TITLE_MIN_HEIGHT = 100;
var GLYPH_HEIGHT = .2;
var GLYPH_WIDTH = .008;
var GLYPH_LETTER_RATIO = .5;
var GLYPH_SHADOW_OFFSET = .75;
var TITLE_PALETTE = ["#d00000", "#b0b0b0", "#0000d0"];
var TITLE_FLASH_FRAME_DURATION = 880;
var TITLE_SHADOW_BRIGHTNESS = 60;
var TITLE_TEXT_BRIGHTNESS = 45;

BH = function()
{
    this.stripes_palette = STRIPE_PALETTE;
    this.stripes_shift = false;
    this.title_palette = TITLE_PALETTE;
    this.title_center_index = 0;
    this.setEventHandlers();
    this.setChildren();
    this.convertTitle();
    this.arrange();
    this.startFlash();
    this.startCrawl();
    this.startTitleFlash();
}

BH.prototype.setEventHandlers = function()
{
    var current = this;
    window.onresize = function() { current.arrange() };
}

BH.prototype.setChildren = function()
{
    this.harvester = document.getElementById("harvester");
    this.cabinet = document.getElementById("cabinet");
    this.feeder = document.getElementById("feeder");
    this.menu = document.getElementById("menu");
    this.blueprint = document.getElementById("blueprint");
    this.stripes = document.getElementById("stripes");
    this.crawl_right = document.getElementById("crawl-right");
    this.crawl_left = document.getElementById("crawl-left");
    this.dining = document.getElementById("dining");
    this.marquee = document.getElementById("marquee");
    this.title = document.getElementById("title");
}

BH.prototype.convertTitle = function()
{
    var title = this.title;
    var text = title.innerHTML;
    title.innerHTML = "";
    var ch, glyph;
    for (var ii = 0; ii < text.length; ii++)
    {
	ch = text.charAt(ii);
	if (ch != " " && ch != "\n" && ch != "\t")
	{
	    foreground = document.createElement("span");
	    foreground.className = "foreground";
	    foreground.style.zIndex = 1;
	    title.appendChild(foreground);
	    background = document.createElement("span");
	    background.innerHTML = ch;
	    background.className = "background";
	    background.style.zIndex = 0;
	    title.appendChild(background);
	}
    }
    this.glyphs = title.getElementsByTagName("span");
}

BH.prototype.arrange = function()
{
    this.clearStripes();
    var harvester = this.harvester;
    var harvester_w = harvester.clientWidth;
    var height = this.formatPx(harvester_w * HEIGHT_RATIO);
    harvester.style.height = height;
    var cabinet = this.cabinet;
    var feeder = this.feeder;
    var menu = this.menu;
    cabinet.style.height = height;
    feeder.style.height = height;
    menu.style.height = height;
    var cabinet_w = cabinet.clientWidth;
    feeder.style.width = this.formatPx(harvester_w - cabinet_w - menu.clientWidth);
    feeder.style.left = this.formatPx(cabinet_w);
    cabinet.getElementsByTagName("img")[0].height = cabinet.clientHeight;
    menu.getElementsByTagName("img")[0].height = menu.clientHeight;
    var win_h = window.innerHeight ? window.innerHeight : document.documentElement.clientHeight;
    var marquee = this.marquee;
    this.arrangeFeeder();
    this.arrangeTitle();
    this.addStripes();
}

BH.prototype.arrangeFeeder = function()
{
    var feeder = this.feeder;
    var images = feeder.getElementsByTagName("img");
    var range = feeder.clientHeight;
    var y, image;
    for (var ii = 0; ii < images.length; ii++)
    {
	image = images[ii];
	image.style.top = this.formatPx(parseInt((range - image.clientHeight) / 2));
	if (image.id == "crawl-left")
	{
	    var length = image.clientWidth;
	    image.style.left = this.formatPx(-length);
	    this.crawl_length = length;
	    this.crawl_step = parseInt(CRAWL_STEP * length);
	}
	else
	{
	    image.style.left = this.formatPx(0);
	}
    }
}

BH.prototype.arrangeTitle = function()
{
    var title = this.title;
    var range_x = title.clientWidth;
    var width = parseInt(GLYPH_WIDTH * range_x);
    this.resizeTitle();
    var range_y = title.clientHeight;
    var height = parseInt(GLYPH_HEIGHT * range_y);
    var shadow_offset = parseInt(GLYPH_SHADOW_OFFSET * width);
    var y = parseInt((range_y - height) / 2 - shadow_offset / 2);
    var glyphs = this.glyphs;
    title.style.fontSize = this.formatPx(GLYPH_LETTER_RATIO * height);
    var glyph_count = glyphs.length / 2;
    var width_all = width * glyph_count;
    var margin = (range_x - width_all) / (glyph_count + 1);
    var x = margin;
    var foreground, background, color;
    for (var ii = 0; ii < glyphs.length; ii += 2)
    {
	foreground = glyphs[ii];
	background = glyphs[ii + 1];
	foreground.style.height = this.formatPx(height);
	background.style.height = this.formatPx(height);
	foreground.style.lineHeight = this.formatPx(height);
	background.style.lineHeight = this.formatPx(height);
	foreground.style.top = this.formatPx(y);
	background.style.top = this.formatPx(y + shadow_offset);
	foreground.style.width = this.formatPx(width);
	background.style.width = this.formatPx(width);
	foreground.style.left = this.formatPx(x);
	background.style.left = this.formatPx(x - shadow_offset);
	x += margin + width;
    }
}

BH.prototype.resizeTitle = function()
{
    var title = this.title;
    var available = this.getWindowHeight() - this.marquee.offsetHeight - this.harvester.offsetHeight;
    var min_height = TITLE_MIN_HEIGHT;
    if (available > min_height)
    {
	title.style.height = this.formatPx(available);
    }
    else
    {
	title.style.height = this.formatPx(min_height);
    }
}

BH.prototype.getWindowHeight = function()
{
    if (typeof(window.innerHeight) != "undefined")
    {
	return window.innerHeight;
    }
    return document.documentElement.clientHeight;
}

BH.prototype.clearStripes = function()
{
    var stripes = this.stripes;
    while (stripes.firstChild)
    {
	stripes.removeChild(stripes.firstChild);
    }
}

BH.prototype.formatPx = function(measurement)
{
    return parseInt(measurement) + "px";
}

BH.prototype.addStripes = function()
{
    this.clearStripes();
    var stripes = this.stripes;
    var bound = this.cabinet.clientHeight;
    var height = parseInt(bound * STRIPE_HEIGHT);
    var sum = 0;
    var stripe;
    while (sum < bound)
    {
	stripe = document.createElement("div");
	stripe.innerHTML = "&nbsp;";
	stripe.style.height = this.formatPx(height);
	stripes.appendChild(stripe);
	sum += height;
    }
}

BH.prototype.startFlash = function()
{
    var current = this;
    window.setInterval(
	function() {
	    current.setStripeColors();
	}, STRIPE_DURATION);
}

BH.prototype.setStripeColors = function()
{
    var stripes = this.stripes.getElementsByTagName("div");
    var palette = this.stripes_palette;
    var palette_ii = this.stripes_shift;
    var color;
    for (var ii = 0; ii < stripes.length; ii++)
    {
	color = palette[palette_ii % palette.length];
	stripes[ii].style.background = color;
	palette_ii++;
    }
    this.stripes_shift = !this.stripes_shift;
}

BH.prototype.startCrawl = function()
{
    var current = this;
    window.setInterval(
	function() {
	    current.crawl();
	}, CRAWL_FRAME_DURATION);
}

BH.prototype.crawl = function()
{
    var right = this.crawl_right;
    var left = this.crawl_left;
    var length = this.crawl_length;
    var step = this.crawl_step;
    var right_x = parseInt(right.style.left) + step;
    var left_x = parseInt(left.style.left) + step;
    if (right_x >= length)
    {
	right_x = 0;
	left_x = -length;
    }
    right.style.left = this.formatPx(right_x);
    left.style.left = this.formatPx(left_x);
}

BH.prototype.startTitleFlash = function()
{
    var current = this;
    window.setInterval(
	function() {
	    current.flashTitle();
	}, TITLE_FLASH_FRAME_DURATION);
}

BH.prototype.flashTitle = function()
{
    var glyphs = this.glyphs;
    var glyph_count = glyphs.length / 2;
    var start = parseInt(glyph_count / 2) - 1;
    var center = start + 1;
    var palette = this.title_palette;
    var palette_ii = this.incrementIndex(this.title_center_index, palette);
    this.title_center_index = palette_ii;
    var color, shadow, text_color;
    for (var ii = 0; ii <= start; ii++)
    {
	color = new Color(palette[palette_ii]);
	shadow = new Color(color.getString());
	text_color = new Color(color.getString());
	shadow.changeBrightness(TITLE_SHADOW_BRIGHTNESS);
	text_color.changeBrightness(TITLE_TEXT_BRIGHTNESS);
	glyphs[ii * 2].style.backgroundColor = color.getString();
	glyphs[ii * 2 + 1].style.backgroundColor = shadow.getString();
	glyphs[ii * 2 + 1].style.color = text_color.getString();
	glyphs[(glyph_count - ii - 1) * 2].style.backgroundColor = color.getString();
	glyphs[(glyph_count - ii - 1) * 2 + 1].style.backgroundColor = shadow.getString();
	glyphs[(glyph_count - ii - 1) * 2 + 1].style.color = text_color.getString();
	palette_ii = this.incrementIndex(palette_ii, palette);
    }
    color = new Color(palette[palette_ii]);
    shadow = new Color(color.getString());
    text_color = new Color(color.getString());
    shadow.changeBrightness(TITLE_SHADOW_BRIGHTNESS);
    text_color.changeBrightness(TITLE_TEXT_BRIGHTNESS);
    glyphs[center * 2].style.backgroundColor = color.getString();
    glyphs[center * 2 + 1].style.backgroundColor = shadow.getString();
    glyphs[center * 2 + 1].style.color = text_color.getString();
    palette_ii = this.incrementIndex(palette_ii, palette);
}

BH.prototype.incrementIndex = function(index, list)
{
    index += 1;
    if (index >= list.length)
    {
	index = 0;
    }
    return index;
}

window.onload = function() { new BH() };
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