Video Games

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$GLOBALS["FILE_EXTENSION"] = ".gif";
$GLOBALS["RELATIVE_IMAGE_DIRECTORY_PATH"] = "img/";
remove_cached_strip();
function remove_cached_strip()
{
   go_to_cache_directory();
   $path = find_image_file();
   unlink($path);
}
function go_to_cache_directory()
{
   go_to_image_directory();
   chdir($GLOBALS["CACHE_PATH"]);
}
function go_to_image_directory()
{
   $path = $GLOBALS["RELATIVE_IMAGE_DIRECTORY_PATH"];
   while (!is_dir($path))
   {
      chdir("..");
   }
   chdir($path);
}
function find_image_file()
{
   $index = $_GET["index"];
   foreach (scandir(".") as $file)
   {
      if (fnmatch($index . "_*", $file))
      {
         return $file;
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}

EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line = function(container, style)
{
   EVR.Graphic.call(this, container, RATIO_HEIGHT, null, ALIGN_LEFT);
   this.style = style;
   this.margin = LINE_MARGIN;
   this.checkers = [];
   this.build();
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line.prototype = new EVR.Graphic;
EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line.prototype.build = function()
{
   this.set_proportions(LINE_WIDTH, 1);
   this.set_color(LINE_COLOR);
   this.set_opacity(LINE_OPACITY);
   if (this.style == LINE_FINISH)
   {
      this.add_checkers();
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line.prototype.add_checkers = function()
{
   var count = LINE_CHECKER_COUNT;
   var width = .5;
   var height = 1.0 / count;
   var alignment;
   for (var ii = 0; ii < count; ii++)
   {
      alignment = ii % 2 ? ALIGN_TOP_RIGHT : ALIGN_TOP_LEFT;
      var checker = new EVR.Graphic(this, null, null, alignment);
      checker.set_color(LINE_CHECKER_COLOR);
      checker.set_proportions(width, height);
      checker.place(null, height * ii);
      checker.append();
      this.checkers.push(checker);
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line.prototype.draw = function()
{
   EVR.Graphic.prototype.draw.call(this);
   if (this.style != LINE_FINISH)
   {
      this.set_border();
   }
   for (var ii = 0; ii < this.checkers.length; ii++)
   {
      this.checkers[ii].draw();
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line.prototype.set_border = function()
{
   var width = this.container.get_dimensions()[0] * this.get_margin();
   var color = this.container.level.background;
   if (!!window.ActiveXObject)
   {
      this.set_dimensions(this.get_dimensions()[0] + width);
   }
   this.css.borderRight = width + "px solid " + color;
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line.prototype.get_margin = function()
{
   var dimensions = this.container.get_dimensions();
   return dimensions[1] / dimensions[0] * this.margin;
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line.prototype.toString = function()
{
   return "[object EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line]";
}

EVR.include("level/road/path/Line.js");
EVR.include("level/road/path/trail/Trail.js");
EVR.Level.Road.Path = function(container, level)
{
   EVR.Animation.call(this, PATH_INITIAL_RATE, true, PATH_TIMING_BUFFER);
   this.container = container;
   this.level = level;
   this.clusters = level.clusters;
   this.racer = container.racer;
   this.sprinting = false;
   this.offset = 0;
   this.speed = PATH_INITIAL_SPEED;
   this.visible = 0;
   this.color = null;
   this.variance = [0, 0];
   this.meter_unlocked = false;
   this.trail = new EVR.Level.Road.Path.Trail(level);
   this.populate();
   this.last_ms = +new Date;
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype = new EVR.Animation;
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.populate = function()
{
   this.items = [new EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line(this.container)];
   for (var ii = 0; ii < this.clusters.length; ii++)
   {
      this.clusters[ii].initiate(this.container, this.level);
   }
   this.items = this.items.concat(this.clusters);
   this.items.push(new EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line(this.container, LINE_FINISH));
   this.set_origin();
   this.arrange();
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.set_origin = function()
{
   var racer = this.racer;
   var offset = racer.get_coordinates(true)[0] + racer.get_dimensions(true)[0];
   this.origin = offset + this.items[0].get_margin();
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.arrange = function()
{
   var x = this.origin - this.offset;
   var container = this.container;
   var border = container.get_dimensions()[0];
   var racer = this.racer.get_coordinates()[0];
   var cluster, left, width, right, ratio, inhabited = null;
   for (var ii = this.visible, len = this.items.length; ii < len; ii++)
   {
      cluster = this.items[ii];
      if (!cluster.attached)
      {
	 cluster.append();
      }
      cluster.place(x);
      left = cluster.get_coordinates()[0];
      width = cluster.get_dimensions()[0];
      right = left + width;
      if (inhabited == null)
      {
	 inhabited = this.locate_racer(racer, left, right, ii, len);
	 if (inhabited != null)
	 {
	    this.trail.add(this.speed, this.racer.lane);
	 }
      }
      ratio = width / border;
      x += ratio;
      if (right < 0)
      {
	 cluster.remove();
	 this.visible++;
	 this.offset -= ratio;
      }
      else if (left > border)
      {
	 break;
      }
   }
   return inhabited;
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.locate_racer = function(x, left, right, ii, len)
{
   if (ii == 0 && x < left)
   {
      return -1;
   }
   else if (this.intersect(x, left, right) || ii == len - 1)
   {
      return ii;
   }
   return null;
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.intersect = function(x, left, right)
{
   return x >= left && x < right;
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.sequence = function()
{
   var ii = this.arrange();
   var item = this.items[ii];
   if (item instanceof EVR.Level.Road.Path.Line)
   {
      if (item.style == LINE_FINISH)
      {
	 this.stop();
	 this.update_cheers();
	 this.level.finish();
	 return;
      }
   }
   else if (item != null)
   {
      this.cluster = item;
      this.update_color();
      this.update_variance();
      this.update_streak();
      this.update_sprint_state();
      this.update_flame();
      this.update_flash();
      this.set_instruments(ii);
      this.set_speed();
//       this.update_scoreboard(ii);
      this.update_cheers();
   }
   this.step();
   this.update_ghost(ii);
   this.unlock_meter(ii);
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.unlock_meter = function(index)
{
   if (index >= this.items.length - PATH_METER_UNLOCK_OFFSET)
   {
      if (!this.meter_unlocked)
      {
	 this.meter_unlocked = true;
	 this.set_meter_color();
      }
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.update_color = function()
{
   var cluster = this.cluster;
   var racer = this.racer;
   var x = racer.get_coordinates()[0];
   var gap_x = cluster.get_gap_x();
   if (x >= gap_x)
   {
      this.color = null;
   }
   else
   {
      this.color = racer.lane;
      if (!this.level.practice)
      {
	 this.racer.add_color(this.color, cluster.passage);
      }
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.update_variance = function()
{
   if (this.color != null)
   {
      this.variance[0]++;
      this.variance[1] += !this.is_in_passage();
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.is_in_passage = function()
{
   return this.color == this.cluster.passage;
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.update_streak = function()
{
   var streak = this.level.streak;
   if (this.color != null)
   {
      if (this.is_in_passage())
      {
	 streak.increase();
      }
      else
      {
	 streak.reset();
      }
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.set_instruments = function(ii)
{
   if (ii > 0)
   {
      this.level.map.advance_player(ii - 1);
      this.level.register.advance(ii - 1);
   }
   this.set_meter();
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.set_meter = function()
{
   var meter = this.level.meter;
   if (this.sprinting)
   {
      meter.adjust(-this.rate);
   }
   var color = this.color;
   if (color != null && this.is_in_passage())
   {
      adjustment = PATH_METER_BONUS + this.level.streak * PATH_STREAK_BONUS;
      meter.adjust(adjustment);
   }
   this.set_meter_color();
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.set_meter_color = function()
{
   var meter = this.level.meter;
   var reading = meter.read();
   if (this.sprinting)
   {
      meter.set_color(METER_DRAINING_COLOR);
   }
   else if (reading >= this.level.threshold || this.meter_unlocked)
   {
      meter.set_color(METER_READY_COLOR);
   }
   else
   {
      meter.set_color(METER_DISABLED_COLOR);
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.set_speed = function()
{
   if (this.sprinting && this.level.meter.read() > 0)
   {
      this.speed = PATH_SPRINT_SPEED;
   }
   else
   {
      this.speed = PATH_INITIAL_SPEED;
   }
   var color = this.color;
   if (color != null && !this.is_in_passage())
   {
      this.speed *= PATH_SPEED_PENALTY;
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.update_ghost = function(ii)
{
   var road = this.level.road;
   if (!!road.ghost)
   {
      road.ghost.update(this.speed, this.rate, ii);
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.update_sprint_state = function()
{
   if (this.sprinting && this.level.meter.read() <= 0)
   {
      this.sprinting = false;
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.update_flame = function()
{
   this.racer.flame.update(this.sprinting, this.speed);
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.update_flash = function()
{
   this.racer.flash.update();
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.update_scoreboard = function(item_index)
{
//    this.level.scoreboard.update(item_index - 1);
   this.level.scoreboard.update(this.speed);
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.update_cheers = function()
{
   this.level.cheers.update(this.sprinting, this.speed);
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.step = function()
{
   var dimensions = this.container.get_dimensions();
   var ratio = dimensions[1] / dimensions[0];
   this.offset += ratio * this.speed * this.rate;
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.stop = function()
{
   EVR.Animation.prototype.stop.call(this);
   this.level.clock.stop();
   this.sprinting = false;
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.draw = function()
{
   var cluster, y, boundary, started = false;
   for (var ii = 0, len = this.items.length; ii < len; ii++)
   {
      cluster = this.items[ii];
      if (cluster.attached)
      {
	 started = true;
	 cluster.shape();
	 y = cluster.get_coordinates()[0];
	 boundary = this.container.get_coordinates()[0];
	 if (y > boundary)
	 {
	    cluster.remove();
	 }
      }
      else if (started)
      {
	 break;
      }
   }
   this.set_origin();
   this.arrange();
   this.update_cluster_dimensions();
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.update_cluster_dimensions = function()
{
   var items = this.items;
   for (var ii = 1; ii < items.length - 1; ii++)
   {
      items[ii].update_dimensions();
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.calculate_accuracy = function()
{
   var variance = this.variance;
   return 1 - (variance[1] / variance[0]);
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.sprint = function()
{
   var level = this.level;
   if (level.meter.read() >= level.threshold || this.meter_unlocked)
   {
      this.sprinting = true;
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.remove = function()
{
   var item, items = this.items;
   for (var ii = 0; ii < items.length; ii++)
   {
      item = items[ii];
      item.attached && item.remove();
   }
}
EVR.Level.Road.Path.prototype.toString = function()
{
   return "[object EVR.Level.Road.Path]";
}

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